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幽默的英文小故事（通用9篇）
是不是總覺(jué)得學(xué)英語(yǔ)看閱讀很煩躁?那是沒(méi)有找到打開(kāi)英語(yǔ)閱讀的正確方式，下面，這些幽默的英文小故事，估計(jì)會(huì)讓你愛(ài)上英文閱讀。
幽默的英文小故事 篇1
As the years turn
生日來(lái)臨之際
For her 82nd birthday，I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. (Upon request，this service is available to seniors over 80.)When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House，she had a ready answer. "There's no privacy in this country any more,"she said. "They even keep track of your birthday. "
我奶奶過(guò)82歲的生日時(shí)，我送給她一份驚奇的禮物—一張由總統(tǒng)簽名的生日賀卡。(根據(jù)規(guī)定，80歲以上的'老年人可得到此項(xiàng)服務(wù)。)當(dāng)我問(wèn)奶奶收到來(lái)自白宮的賀卡有何感想時(shí)，她毫不猶豫地回答說(shuō):“在這個(gè)國(guó)家，再也沒(méi)有隱私了，他們就連你的生日都追蹤著�！�
幽默的英文小故事 篇2
Peer pressure
同輩的壓力
My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.”P(pán)eer
pressure," Chad told her.
一天晚上，我十幾歲的兒子查理，帶著九個(gè)朋友回到家，他們都扎了耳朵眼兒。當(dāng)兒子的奶奶聽(tīng)說(shuō)了這件事時(shí)，她問(wèn)我兒子為什么要這樣做，查理告訴她:“是同輩的'壓力�！�
"You should be a leader instead of a follower，”Grandma said.
奶奶說(shuō)：“你應(yīng)該做個(gè)領(lǐng)頭的，”
"I was,"he replied. "It was my idea.”
“我是個(gè)領(lǐng)頭的�！彼卮鹫f(shuō)：“這是我的主意�！�
幽默的英文小故事 篇3
Greetings
問(wèn)候語(yǔ)
As a clerk at a university post office,I was greeting patrons with a "Hello"or "Good morning".When a Spanish exchange student approached the counter，I happened to say,"How's it going?"
作為一個(gè)大學(xué)郵局里的職員，我總是對(duì)那些光顧者這樣打招呼“你好”或“早上好”。當(dāng)一位西班牙的交換學(xué)者來(lái)到我的柜臺(tái)時(shí)，我偶然這樣招呼了一句"How is it going?"
Laying his foreign mail in front of rne，he replied,"Airmail."
他把要寄往外國(guó)的.郵件放在我面前說(shuō):“寄航空。”
幽默的英文小故事 篇4
Very Pleased to Meet You
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.在第二次世界大戰(zhàn)中，有許多年輕的婦女在軍營(yíng)中服役。瓊.飛利浦斯是其中之一。她在一個(gè)大軍營(yíng)中工作，當(dāng)然遇到了許多男士，包括軍官和士兵。
One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.一天晚上她在舞會(huì)上遇到了軍官漢弗雷斯。他對(duì)她說(shuō)，“我明天就要出國(guó)，但如果我們能夠相互寫(xiě)信，我會(huì)很高興�！杯偼饬耍谑撬麄儙讉�(gè)月里一直通著信。
Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.后來(lái)，他再?zèng)]有來(lái)信。她收到了另一個(gè)軍官的信，告訴她，他受傷了，住在英格蘭的某個(gè)部隊(duì)醫(yī)院里。
Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." 瓊到了醫(yī)院，她對(duì)護(hù)士長(zhǎng)說(shuō)，“我來(lái)看望軍官漢弗雷斯�！�
"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.“這里只有親屬可以探望病人�！弊o(hù)士長(zhǎng)說(shuō)。
"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."“噢，是的，”瓊說(shuō)，“我是他的妹妹�！�
"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"“很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你，”護(hù)士長(zhǎng)說(shuō)，“我是他的'母親。”
幽默的英文小故事 篇5
I am acting like a lady
現(xiàn)在我要表現(xiàn)得像一位女士
One day women's dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.
一天，一家百貨公司的女裝大減價(jià)，一位高貴的中年男士想給他的太太挑選一件女裝。但是，沒(méi)過(guò)多久，他就發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的`女人們撞得踉踉蹌蹌。
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.
他竭力地忍耐著。后來(lái)，他低下頭，揮舞雙臂，擠過(guò)人群。
"You there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
“你干嘛?”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現(xiàn)得像一位紳士嗎?”
"Listen," he said. "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
“聽(tīng)著，”他說(shuō)�！拔乙呀�(jīng)像紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個(gè)小時(shí)了。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得像一位女士。”
幽默的英文小故事 篇6
I never work after supper
晚飯后我從不工作
A penny-pinching farmer didn’t want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, “It’s such a nuisance to come in from the field, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don’t we save time and eat lunch now?”
The hired man agreed. The farm’s wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.
When they had finished, the cheap farmer said, “While we’re still at the table, let’s have supper too.” They were now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ate once more.
“Now that the meals are out of the way, ” the farmer announced, “we can go out and work all day without interruption. ”
“Oh, no,” the farmhand answered. “I never work after supper.”
一位農(nóng)場(chǎng)主非常吝嗇，不想讓他雇傭的幫手停下來(lái)休息。一天早上，他對(duì)幫手說(shuō)：“從地里回來(lái)，又要洗手吃飯，又花時(shí)間，真是太不方便了。我們何不省點(diǎn)時(shí)間，現(xiàn)在就吃午飯呢?”
雇員同意了。農(nóng)場(chǎng)主的妻子端進(jìn)來(lái)一些冷肉和油炸土豆。于是，兩個(gè)人又開(kāi)始吃起來(lái)。
吃完后，吝嗇鬼說(shuō)：“既然我們還在桌子邊，讓我們連晚飯也吃了吧�！边@次上桌的`有排骨、煮土豆和雜燴青菜。于是兩個(gè)人又吃起來(lái)。
“現(xiàn)在三頓飯都吃過(guò)了，”農(nóng)場(chǎng)主宣稱(chēng)道，“我們便可以出去一整天不停地干活了�！�
“哦，不，”那幫手回答說(shuō)，“晚飯后我從不工作�！�
幽默的英文小故事 篇7
Adding Feet to a Snake
One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.
Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”
畫(huà)蛇添足
一天，獅子先生舉行一場(chǎng)聚會(huì)，許多動(dòng)物都來(lái)了，他們喝很多酒。最后只剩一壺酒了。讓誰(shuí)喝呢?它們想了想，有個(gè)主意。它們比賽畫(huà)蛇，誰(shuí)最快畫(huà)好，誰(shuí)就喝這壺酒。
不一會(huì)，狼先生畫(huà)好了�！肮�，我畫(huà)好了，我是第一個(gè)。”它說(shuō)�？墒撬之�(huà)了起來(lái)，它還說(shuō)：“再給它加幾只腳吧�！边@是猩猩先生也畫(huà)好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來(lái)。一邊喝一邊說(shuō)：“那不是蛇，蛇是沒(méi)有腳的，我贏了這壺酒。”
幽默的英文小故事 篇8
It’s Good to Admit a Fault
John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
“John!” Teacher says angrily.
“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.
“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.
“No one is laughing.” Teacher says.
“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.
“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.
認(rèn)錯(cuò)
約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的'時(shí)候睡覺(jué)。今天他又睡著了。
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。
“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學(xué)們都在笑!”老師生氣地說(shuō)。
“沒(méi)有人在笑呀�！逼渌瑢W(xué)笑聲地嘀咕。
“不，不是我。我沒(méi)有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了�！奔s翰感到不安。
“嗯，還不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿(mǎn)意。
幽默的英文小故事 篇9
I Don’t Want to Walk Home
Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.
But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”
After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”
The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”
我不想走回家
湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯后到大街上散步，在7點(diǎn)回來(lái)睡覺(jué)。
但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車(chē)停在他家門(mén)前，湯姆在一位警察的.幫助下走下汽車(chē)。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車(chē)送他回來(lái)�！�
警察走后：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了?”
這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家�！�
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